fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

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vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via ruinedchildhood)


me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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