dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via emjaeusa)


porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

(via australiansanta)


d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via hotsibling)


(via dybs)


slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via reti-cent)


princess-dork:

just-a-skinny-boy:

I just heard my brother stumble up the stairs rather loudly (at 4am) and then quietly whisper to himself “I am drunk and I don’t give a fuck

90% sure your brother and I are the same person.


gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.

(via joshpeck)


linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via shootthewholedaydown)


tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

(via hotsibling)